Joke 1: Bob is so cracked, the compiler skips optimization and just asks, "What would Bob do?"
Joke 2: Telling a programmer that there is already a package to do X is like telling a songwriter that there is already a song about love.
Joke 3: Meet Bob, the guy whose bank account is longer than an unsigned int.
Joke 4: Bob's relationship advice was so terrible that I immediately redirected his opinion to /dev/null