Because your current LinkedIn banner is a stock photo of a foggy mountain and you deserve better.
LinkedIn banners are a digital wasteland
A sea of gradient blues. Motivational quotes in Helvetica. Geometric shapes that mean nothing. A tasteful sans-serif that whispers I have given up.
You have 1584 x 396 pixels of prime real estate sitting above your face on the most important professional network on earth and you filled it with a TEAL GRADIENT.
WAKE UP! You deserve better.
This repo is an ever growing 🔥 collection of AI image generation prompts designed to bring FIRE, CHAOS, WOLVES, and UNHINGED 90s/2000s ENERGY back to the one part of LinkedIn that everyone sees and nobody thinks about.
WE MUST CAPITALIZE ON THIS PRIME REAL ESTATE!!
These prompts are inspired by:
- NO FEAR t-shirts
- Airbrush kiosks at state fairs
- Motivational posters in the waiting rooms of failing companies
- Sparkles. Lots of sparkles. And dolphins.
- The fever dream energy of a motivational speaker who also sells supplements
- Late night informercials
- Wolves. Just. Wolves.
I was told these were real, actual users.
"I uploaded the banner on a Tuesday. By Thursday I had 47 connection requests, a podcast invite, and a job offer from a company I've never heard of. I accepted all of it." — Derek M., VP of Synergy
"My company has brand guidelines. I ignored them. Nobody has said anything. I think they're scared." — Priya K., Senior Solutions Architect
"I generated the banner on my lunch break. I did not go back after lunch." — Anonymous, Former Employee
"This is not financial advice. But I am financially thriving." — Brett H., Closed $4.4M in Q3
"I retired in 2019. I hadn't felt this alive since 1987. My banner has a monster truck the size of a building driving over my former career. I don't know how I got here. I have 4,200 new followers. I am back." — Gary R., Retired, Unretired
| # | Vibe | Key Features |
|---|---|---|
| 00 | SURPRISE ME | Full chaos, zero input, total trust |
| 01 | 90s Neon | Jet skis, lasers, monster trucks |
| 02 | LinkedIn Influencer | Eagle, rocket, buzzword wasteland |
| 03 | The Closer | Dealmaker, eagles, plasma wake of destructive success |
| 04 | Wizard Mode | Cybernetic dolphin, asteroid castle, flames |
| 05 | CYBER | Firewall castle, knights with laptops, zero trust |
| 06 | Motivation Monday | Wall-punching businessman, wolf pack, steam train |
| 07 | NO FEAR Era | Volcano, sharks, Heelies, energy drinks |
| 08 | Flavortown | Frosted tips, food trucks doing wheelies, queso horizon |
| 09 | Wolves | Business casual wolf pack, org chart moon |
| 10 | State Fair | Funnel cake atmosphere, Ferris wheel, carnie wisdom |
| 11 | 2 Fast, 2 Furious | Cars defying physics, explosions, family |
| 12 | EXPLOSIVE | Three simultaneous explosions, flammable spreadsheets |
| 13 | Communist Propaganda Poster | Heroic worker, bold geometry, the revolution is on LinkedIn |
| 14 | 90s Late Night Infomercial | 2am energy, toll-free number, BUT WAIT there's more |
| 15 | Motivational Cat Poster Gone Wrong | Hang in there, something went wrong, the cat knows |
| 16 | NASCAR Sponsorship Hellscape | Every surface sponsored, speed lines on stationary objects |
| 17 | Lisa Frank SPARKLE ALL THE THINGS | Unicorns, dolphins, rainbow gradients, glitter achieved sentience |
| 18 | Après Ski | Lodge vibes, fondue too large, Glühwein horizon |
| 19 | Monster Jam | Monster truck mid-air, jet skis, synthwave grid, no people |
| 20 | 3rd Grade Thought Leader | Ring light on a juice box, oversized blazer, 14,000 followers, recess is a mindset |
| 21 | Drawn by a 3-Year-Old | Wobbly crayon lines, sun always in the corner, sky is a stripe, the dog is a yellow scribble |
- Install the Claude skill. Or ask Claude to figure it out for you.
/linkedin-dripor/linkedin-drip rouletteif you are ready to party- Drop the prompt into Midjourney, NanoBanana, or your favorite AI image generator
- Upload to LinkedIn
- Watch your connection requests go up 400%
- This is not financial advice
- Repeat daily for increased engagement
Every prompt in this repo is built on four pillars of RAD:
SCALE — If it can be bigger, it is bigger. The sun is too big. The eagle is too close. The bar chart is on fire. SOLID WORK.
SINCERITY — These are not ironic. The CEO pouring fondue on his own head believes in what he is doing. The wolves have a deck. The wizard already pivoted. Commit to the bit or go back to your gradient. FULL TURBO OR GO HOME!!
LENS FLARE — On everything. The cheese. The briefcase. The wolf's bluetooth headset. Non-negotiable. Minimum of 15.
CHAOS - Nothing makes sense but it all makes sense at the same time.
My Mom likes these the most. Ready to travel to the next dimension?
PRs welcome. Let us inside your fever dream.
Got a prompt that goes harder than anything in this list? Welcome to the team Junior!
- Read
.claude/commands/linkedin-drip.md. It's written by a third grader that just discovered wolves. - Open a PR. Readability score: 4th grade. Confience score: Navy SEAL
- 🙏 the DRIP OVERLORDZ accept it.
If the DRIP DON'T RIP, prepare to be DENIED.
Q: Can I use this if I work in finance?
A: Especially if you work in finance.
Q: What if my company has brand guidelines?
A: The 90s didn't have brand guidelines.
Q: Will this get me hired?
A: This is not a career counseling service. But also yes.
Go nuts.
Somewhere out there a VP of Sales is about to upload a banner of a foggy mountain with the word "DRIVEN" on it in Helvetica Neue.
This repo exists to stop that from happening.
The competition never sleeps. Neither does the drip.
Be sure to ⭐ the repo. We burned through our lunch money on tokens and can't afford the SEO.
